C         G           C  
I always heard his herb was top shelf 
 C                               D           G                    
But I just could not wait to find out for myself 
 C 
Well don't knock it till you've tried it 
G                       C 
Well I've tried it my friend 
C                           G      C 
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
C                             G           C 
We learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town 
C                              D          G  
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around 
C                             G             C 
The last word I spoke before they tucked me in 
C                            G       C 
Is I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
Chorus: 
F                           Bb       F 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
C                     D         G      
My party's all over before it begins 
C                                  G         C 
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend 
C                                G       C 
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
 
C                              G         C 
We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose 
C                                D         G 
The party was Vegas it was after the show 
C                           G           C 
Alone in the front lounge, it was just me and him 
C                                    G            C 
I took one friendly puff and the Grim Creeper set in  
 
Chorus: 
F                           Bb       F 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
C                    D         G      
My party's all over before it begins 
C                                G            C 
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend 
C                               G       C 
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
Key change: 
 
D                                     A             D 
Now we're passin' the guitar, we're telling good jokes 
D                                E            A 
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke 
D                             A          D 
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by 
D                           A                  D 
With a grin on my face and a great contact high 
 
Chorus: 
G                           C        G 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again  
D             E        A         
My party's all over before it begins 
D                                A           D 
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend 
D                               A         D  
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
Play slow let chords ring: 
 
D                      G             D 
In the fetal position with drool on our chins 
 D                                 A       D 
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again