D A/C# Bm A [Verse 1] D I don't need you, I don't need you A Besides I barely ever see you anymore D A And when I do it feels like you're only halfway there D Young mothers love me even ghosts of A Girlfriends call from Cleveland F#m A They will meet me anytime and anywhere [Chorus] D The day I die, the day I die A Where will we be? Em The day I die, the day I die G Where will we be? D A/C# Bm A [Verse 2] D Don't do this, I don't do this to you A Don't expect me to enjoy it D A D 'Cause I really don't have the courage not to turn the volume up inside my ears A For years I used to put my head inside the speakers F#m A In the hallway when you get too high and talk forever [Chorus] D The day I die, the day I die A Where will we be? Em The day I die, the day I die G Where will we be? D The day I die, the day I die A Where will we be? Em The day I die, the day I die G Where will we be? Bm Bm/G x8 [Bridge] Bm Bm/G F#m A I get a little punchy with the vodka just like my great uncle Valentine Jester did Bm Bm/G F#m A But he had to deal with those people like you who made no goddamn common sense Bm Bm/G F#m A I'd rather walk all the way home right now than to spend one more second in this place Bm Bm/G F#m A I'm exactly like you Valentine, just come outside and leave with me D A/C# Bm A [Verse 3] D A Let's just get high enough to see our problems D A Let's just get high enough to see our fathers' houses [Chorus] D The day I die, the day I die A Where will we be? Em The day I die, the day I die G Where will we be? D The day I die, the day I die A Where will we be? Em The day I die, the day I die G Where will we be? [Outro] D A Em G x2 D