[Baronette 1, Baronette 2, both (spoken)]
Hey girls
We couldn't help but overhear your little
Was that a musical number?
It was cute
We're enemies, right?
So let us give you the tea
No one in the swish alps wants to hear whatever freaky music you call that
You're all 16 going on nowhere

[Strudel]
We're actually in our 20s

[Baronette 2]
So, in conclusion

[Baronette 1]
You should break up

[Baronette 1, Baronette 2, both (sung)]
Break up
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Maybe we'll see you
In the next life
So long
So long
Farewell
Farewell
We'll see you in hell

[Diesl (spoken)]
You can't stop us

[Baronette 1, Baronette 2]
Oh, yes, we can
We stole this thing from your car
So good luck getting to the salzburg rusic music singing competition festival
And tournament

[Schnitzel]
We'll never make it to the competition now!