[Intro] E|----0h2---0h2--------| B|----3-----3----------| G|----2-----2----------| D|---------------------| A|---------------------| E|---------------------| D G A D E|--------2--------2---------3---------3-------------------------| B|--------3--------3---------3---------3--------2--------2-------| G|--------2--------2---------0---------0--------2--------2-------| D|----0---------0------------0---------0--------2--------2-------| A|---------------------------2---------2-----0--------0----------| E|------------------------3--3-----3--3--------------------------| D Dear penis G A D I don't think I like you anymore G A You used to watch me shave D Now all you do is stare at the floor G Ohh, dear penis A D I dont like you anymore G A It used to be you and me D A papertowel and a dirty magazine G A D That's all we needed to be getting by G A Now it seems things have changed D And I think that you're the one to blame G Dear penis A D I don't think I like you anymore He sings D G Dear Rodney A D I don't think I like you anymore G A 'Cause when you get to drinking D You put me places I've never been before G Dear Rodney A D I don't like you anymore G A Why can't we just get a grip D On our man to hand relationship G A D Come to terms truly how we feel G A If we put our heads together D We just stay home forever G A D Dear penis I think I like you after all G Oh and Rodney A D While you're shaving, shave my balls