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 Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.  Oh, I wanna be your casual agent


[Verse 1]
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 Casual agent moving by the sand
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 Cosmetic Betty stealing from the skull
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 Madonna dollar destroyed by the holy roof
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 I know to move my child to switch without your tooth


[Chorus]
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 Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.  Oh, I wanna be your casual agent


[Verse 2]
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 Distorted contortionist barely saved his cool
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Ashe rubberised Hannah by the 'lectric school
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With the planetary pearl and the magnetic fool
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Who were both told and rolled to look alike and welded to a stool


[Chorus]
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 Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.  Oh, I wanna be your casual agent


[Verse 3]
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 Wind of illusion came darkly down my street
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 Lead were my eyelids, demented were my feet
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And the two faced detector from the Malibu beach
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Dejected like Delilah, she sucked upon my peach


[Chorus]
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 Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.  Oh, I wanna be your casual agent


[Verse 4]
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All night worker for the missionary stand
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I seldom drip glue, in the video grand
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Tiger tongued tinsel, see the old queens of the night
     G             A                 G        A
Were stone cold stiletto-toed, stone mama's alright


[Chorus]
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 Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.  Oh, I wanna be your casual agent...