A               F#m
Came from the east,
A               F#m
Relative forgot,
A               F#m
To scrape away,
A               F#m
Land in south,
A               F#m
Exhausted engine,
A               F#m
No teeth,
A               F#m
No chance to stop,
A               F#m
Meet Johnny.

[Verse 2]
A               F#m
Came from the east,
A               F#m
Like the sun,
A               F#m
But with tired engine,
A               F#m
Regina otherwise magnificent,
A               F#m
Regina in good bloom,

[Pre Chorus]
D               F
Oh oh as old as the sun,
D               F
Oh oh with white teeth,

[Chorus]
A               F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina,
A               F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.

[Verse 3]
A               F#m
Land on islands,
A               F#m
Meet Johnny,
A               F#m
Examine my red,
A               F#m
Basalt cluster,
A               F#m
Bottomless dust, terrific sun,
A               F#m
And wetting quite nicely thank you,
A               F#m
I do say nicely,
A               F#m
I do mean that,
A               F#m
Actually.

[Pre Chorus]
D                       F
Blow into the chastity belt

[Chorus]
A               F#m
Regina, Regina,
A               F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina,

[Bridge]
E
Hex and bitch and,
E
Deserves lobster and fame,
E
Oh, Johnny,

[Verse 4]
A               F#m
Teeth and gums,
A               F#m
In my life,
A               F#m
Moon and sun,
A               F#m
In my life,
A               F#m
Lobster and shrimp,
A               F#m
In my life,
A               F#m
I don't really like lobster ( like lobster ).

[Verse 5]
A               F#m
Regina is too old
A               F#m
But the sun is much older
A               F#m
Still the sun with white teeth
A               F#m
But Mrs R. with none
A               F#m
Sun with false teeth
A               F#m
Give me lobster and fame.

[Pre Chorus]
D
I really don't like lobster!

[Chorus]
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
A                       F#m
Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.