C F C F [Verse 1] C F C F Polish the chrome on the 'Vette C F A F Romeo and Julie-fuckin'-ette C F C F C The star-crossed lovers F You know you want to be them A F A B A# A G But you can't do that quite yet [Verse 2] C F C F Demolish the gnomes at the Met C F A F C Flyin' high on spearmint Nicorette F C F C My long last lover F You know you wanna do it A F A B A# A G But you can't do that quite yet [Verse 3] A# F If you want to correct my vocals A F I'll shove it in your ballet box, no joke B The wine was served in Dixie cups A It's not enough♭ G Of a luxury affair [Verse 4] C F C F Abolish the fan fiction set C F A F I don't want to clean up that logorrhea mess C F C F C It's thе last brand standin' F You know you want to kill it A F But you can't kill that quite yet A F strum last chords one time each