Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
Your mama's in the parking lot looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo
Mama's little girl got all sticky

Hair on your nipples
Zits on your box
In Oklahoma city
You're considered a fox
What did you have to do
For that backstage pass
'Cause I found a poison laminate
Inside of your ass

So, come on, pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer and do me right
Come on, pretty baby, suck my balls all night

I wanna thank you for the loving
That you spread over me
I'll be singing about you on the next CD
And you won't have to wonder if you caught vd
You'll be screaming my name
When you sit down to pee

Michael Starr, you motherfucker!

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped on cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

All around the world
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you, just begging for nuts to chew

So, come on, pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Come on, pretty baby, suck my balls all night

So, come on, pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped up on cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Come on, pretty baby, suck my balls all night

Come on, pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Come on, pretty baby, suck my balls all night

So, come on, pretty baby
Suck my balls all night