G Bm
I could slip, I could fall
Em G
In that mean and awful hall
C G
With the other jealous bitches
C D
And the bitter grumbling men
(chords same as above)
I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it,
made it `Cuz her breasts were really big
Chorus:
Em Bm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
Em Bm
I don't wanna turn cruel
Em Bm D
I don't wanna get old before I have to
G Bm
I could bitch, I could moan
Em G
Say I want to be left alone
C G
But that's not really true,
C D
Because I like my time with you
(chords same as above)
Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve
Chorus:
Chorus:
Em Bm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
Em Bm
I don't wanna turn cruel
Em Bm D
I don't wanna get old before I have to
Em Bm
I don't wanna get jaded
Em Bm
Petrified and weighted
Em Bm D
I don't wanna get bitter like you
Em Bm Em
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
Em Bm Em
Like you, with disdain for mankind
Em Bm D
I was charmed, now I wonder
Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to
G Bm
So I'll smile with the rest
Em Bm
I'll wish everyone the best
C G
And know the one who made it,
C D
Made it cuz she was actually pretty good
Em Bm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
Em Bm
I don't wanna turn cruel
Em Bm D
I don't wanna get old before I have to
