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Verse 1
         B
So I'll admit that it all started as a scam
E          B
'Cos every girl wanted you and a year round tan
E              B
We know you're old but you're kind
                     E
You're rich and your heart is dicky
B
Yes I knew that you wanted me. And he said,

Chorus
E
"Hey love how are you fixed
              B
We'll meet at ten past, now it's quarter to six
                C#
We'll spend the whole night making love on the sofa"
   D#
It may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to

Intro riff

Verse 2
And then we both settled down to our favourite meal
D'you fancy veal parmesan and a case of warm Chianti
Pass my bag I picked up that bra you fancied
Yes I knew that he wanted me. And he said,

Chorus
E
"Hey love how are you fixed
              B
We'll meet at ten past, now it's quarter to six
                C#
We'll spend the whole night making love on the sofa"
   D#
It may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to
D#
It may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to be

Bridge
E
Oh we knew it couldn't last
       B
And we should have left it long before
E
One great year and one for luck
             B
And like all good things you soon want more
         C#
You were always so polite
E         C#
I think I loved you, ooohhh

Intro riff

Chorus 2
And I said, "hey love I'm making it easy on us
I'll leave, and a few of our dreams turn to dust
All night making love on your sofa"
And it may sound funny but it wasn't supposed to

Chorus 3
Summer '92 I remember is clearly
When he choked on the olive in his dry martini
There was dismay from friends he was close to
And it may sound funny but it wasn't supposed to be!