You're going round the circle through another phase
Your temperature rising
You're wining and dining
A girl who's half your age
She gives you all the business she gives to older men

And it's oh so understandable this lady-killer move
There must be something bottled up
You think you gotta prove
'Cause now that you're a member of something on the side

It's number one, two, three, four
Five, six, seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven
Can you control the itch?

To tell the truth you're old enough to be her dad
She ain't gonna let up

She wants you to set up a cosy little pad
Where she can entertain you and everything is free
I can tell you always were a sucker for a pretty face
The nights you're home a romeo'll be there to take your place
'Cause now that you're a member of something on the side

It's number one, two, three, four
Five, six, seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven
Can you control the itch?

You tell the wife another business trip abroad
It's getting too much
You better not touch
What you cannot afford
I know it's monkey business and I've seen it all before

And I know that you were overcome
When she told you you're the best
You better believe she's saying the same to me
And all the rest
'Cause now that you're a member of a little bit on the side

It's number one, two, three, four
Five, six, seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven
Can you control the itch?

One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven
Oohh
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven
Oohh
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven
Oohh