Driving down the interstate Running thirty minutes late Singing Margaritaville and minding my own Some foreign car driver dude with the road rage attitude Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone He started yelling at me like I did something wrong He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone Some beach Somewhere There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair Palm trees are growing and a warm breezes a blowing I picture myself right there On some beach, somewhere I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck A man with a big cigar was getting into his car I stopped and I waited for him to back up From out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz Came cursing up and whipped right in Some beach Somewhere There's nowhere to go when you got all day to get there There's cold margaritas and hot Senoritas smiling with long dark hair On some beach Somewhere I sit in that waiting room It seemed like all afternoon The nurse finally said that doc's ready for you You're not gonna feel a thing, we'll give you some novicane That tooth will be fine in a minute or two But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum And he started drilling before I was numb Some beach Somewhere There's a beautiful sunset burning up that atsmosphere There's music and dancing and lovers romancing In the soft evening air Some beach Somewhere Some beach, somewhere