C                         G
The Panda made his oatmeal but a gin and tonic called
       D                             C
the oatmeal went down sticky and the panda ate it all

[Chorus]
      Am                          G
I wish I had a cocktail said the Panda to his friend,
        F                     C                    D
but its 8 AM right now and the world's not at its end.

  C                                 G
Panda went to his oatmeal well to fetch another load
                                 C
but in his oatmeal bucket was a well-dressed little toad
       C                           G.            E
That toad she had a shaker, some tonic and some gin
            F                         D                 D7
Still too early said the Panda and dropped the toad back in
      C
The Panda did some work all day
      G
but never left the house
      Am
he decided for on pancakes for lunch
  C
And he needs to go on out

      C
The Panda crossed the bridge to Dan’s
      G
The best place for pancakes
 D                                      C
He wandered in and found Bonnie with a smile upon her face.
            C                            G
She said, I’ve got your gin and tonic to wash your pancakes down
       G                         C
Gin sanitizes COVID, and saves your brain from orange clowns

        C                         G               E
Well, being lunch on Friday the Panda took that drink
         F                                      D                 D7
And he bought the whole place pancakes because social distance stinks

        C                                   G
"Well, I’m glad I had a cocktail” said the Panda to his friends
                                       C
It’s lunch but I say fuck it and the worlds not gonna end!!

      C
Quarantinis all around !
   G                  E
Cheers my COVID-19 friends
         C
I hope you all enjoy this song
                 D       C
See you when isolation ends