Monica:
Pacing in a room, can't believe he's late
Look at me already, I'm in a terrible state

Ian:
Is this the place?

Monica:
Oh, God, you're pissed!

Ian:
All I had was a vodka whiz
A whiskey sour and a Slogen fizz

Monica:
Jesus Christ, you're mental

Ian:
I can't say Jesus Christ in a temple