F
I've sung some songs that were lame
                             Gm
I've slept with girls on the game
 
I've got my catholic shame
 
Lord I'm in purgatory
 
Cadd9  C                   Bb  F
Basically it's all come-on top for me
 
F
I wasn't me when we met
                    Dm
You haven't lost my respect
 
I'm here to serve and protect
                C
What shape of insanity
                  Bb    F
Keeps leading you back to me? 
 
 
So put your hands across the water
      Gm
Oh mushroom
    C
Monsoon
     Bb  F
Come soon
 
Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin' your knives in me
You will be eventually
 
To all you sharons and michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity.
 
And I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone I'm too loud
You've done your daddy's proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me
 
[chorus]
 
Eb
Oh lord I feel
F
Nothing
Eb
I know much smarter men
C9     C
Never got this far
 
I got too many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expecting your sympathy
But it's all been too much for me
 
[chorus]
 
final chorus:
 
F
So put your hands across the water
      Bb
Oh mushroom
    C
Monsoon
     Bb  F
Come soon