[Intro] A  E

A                                           E
Lives on a farm, got plenty of charm, beep, beep
A                                                  E
He's got no cows but he's sure got a whole lotta sheep
D                         E
And brand new wife and a family
E
And when he comes to town
                         A
I wonder if he'll play with me

E                             B
Laying in bed, watching tv, cookie!
E                                      B
With his mama by his side, she's japanese
A                                        B
They scream and they cried, now they're free
B
And when he comes to town
                           E
I know he's gonna play with me

[Puente] C  G

C                                                G
He's a long-haired, cross-legged guitar picker, um-um
C                                                               G
With his long-legged lady in the garden picking daisies for his soup
F                               G
A forty acre house he doesn't see
G                      
'Cause he's always in town
                     C
Playing for you with me

[Solo] C  G  C  G  
       F  G  E

A           A  D  E
I play guitar a-d-e
A                                             E
I don't play bass 'cause that's too hard for me
D                            C
I play the piano if it's in c
E                                       A
And when I go to town I wanna see all three
E                                       A
And when I go to town I wanna see all three
E                                       A
And when I go to town I wanna see all three