C              Am
I should probably start reading
              C           Am
'Cause if my brain is only eating


[Chorus]
Am  F       C
Candy and Blue Ribbon
   Am F          C
I'll be such a stupid man
Am F            C              F   G
Talk with the bad breath like ew, ew


[Interlude]
C  C  C  C  C


[Verse 1]
                      F  Em  C
I put the money in my wallet
 Am          F          Dm
Sour on my lips, but I-I-I-I
   G
Taste no guilt in trying


[Interlude]
C  C  C  C  C


[Verse 2]
                      F  Em  C
What's the use in always crying
 Am              F
Kick about and make out
        Dm            G
You might just learn something


[Interlude]
C  C  C  C  C


[Verse 3]
                               F  Em  C
Bring your friends we're up to nothing
  Am                  F            Dm
Conditioned for the short term satisfcation
  G
Baby believe I'm trying


[Interlude]
C  C  C  C  C


[Verse 4]
                           F  Em  C
Expensive hobbies for the broke boys
    Dm      F          G
Perpetual vacation self effacing
   F                   G
Amateur chemists and their toys


[Pre-chorus]
            C            Am
I should probably start reading
             C            Am
'Cause if my brain is only eating


[Chorus]
Am F       C
Candy and Blue Ribbon
    Am F         C
I'll be such a stupid man
Am F            C         Am F           C
Talk with the bad breath, walk with an unsure step
Am F      C
Candy and Blue Ribbon
Am F      C
Candy and Blue Ribbon
Am F      C
Candy and Blue Ribbon
     F   G
Like ew, ew