standard tuning EBGDAE INTRO: E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| D|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| A|-0~--------7~----5~---0~--------7~----5~--| E|------------------------------------------| INTRO CONT: E|--------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------| G|-6-6-7-6-4-6-4------4-6-6-7-6-4-6-4---| D|---------------7--7-----------------7-| A|--------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| VERSE: When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-7-7-7-| D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-7-7-7-|x4 A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-5-5-5-| E|-------------------------| And we all love her - Ursula We all love her Ursula We all love her Ursula-aaa-aaaah-aaaaah E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x4 A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|-------------------------| CHORUS: Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited! E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------| D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------| A|-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-------7-------| E|---------------------------------| 'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude Ursula finally has tits E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x 4 A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|-------------------------------------| RIFF: E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| D|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| A|-0~--------7~----5~---0~--------7~----5~--| E|------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------| G|-6-6-7-6-4-6-4------4-6-6-7-6-4-6-4---| D|---------------7--7-----------------7-| A|--------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| VERSE 2: She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x4 A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|-------------------------| And we all love her - Ursula We all love her Ursula We all love her Ursula-aaa-aaaah-aaaaah E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x4 A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|-------------------------| CHORUS: Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited! E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------| D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------| A|-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-------7-------| E|---------------------------------| 'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude Ursula finally has tits E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x 4 A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|-------------------------------------| Outro: E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| D|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| x2 A|-0~--------7~----5~---0~--------7~----5~--| E|------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------| G|-6-6-7-6-4-6-4------4-6-6-7-6-4-6-4---| D|---------------7--7-----------------7-| A|--------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| E|---| B|---| G|-2-| D|-2-| A|-0-| E|---|