[G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] # D[G]own the hall upstairs from from me[C] [C7] There's [G]a girl I swear I never see[C] [C7] I h[G]ear the ringing of her phone[C] [C7] She m[G]ust live up there all alone[C] [C7] She h[G]angs her clothes out on the line[C] [C7] They're h[G]anging there right next to mine[C] [C7] And i[G]f the wind should blow just right[C] [C7] She co[G]uld be in my arms tonight[C] [C7] {ci:Chorus:} {soc:} We are the lo[F]nely - all to[G]gether All to[F]gether - we're all a[G]lone We are the lo[F]nely - all to[G]gether All t[F]ogether - we're all al[G]one {eoc:} [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] The ca[G]shier at the Pump & Pay[C] [C7] Knows e[G]verything's gonna be okay[C] [C7] The A[G]ll night all right Rent-A-Cop[C] [C7] Is a[G]cross the street at the Donut Shop[C] [C7] The w[G]aitress waits with Whiskey Sour[C] [C7] At the Si[G]ngle Mingle Happy Hour[C] [C7] The o[G]ne man band begins to sing[C] [C7] Acc[G]ompanied by a drum machine[C] [C7] {ci:Repeat Chorus:} [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7] [G]White divorced swinging male[C] [C7] Seeks co[G]mpany to no avail[C] [C7] [G]Worthless ruthless toothless man[C] [C7] Wants we[G]althy woman with a plan[C] [C7] [G]SWF with A PHD[C] [C7] Seeks T[G]LC at the A&P[C] [C7] [G]GWM nice and trim[C] [C7] Seeks S[G]-E-X at the G-Y-M[C] [C7] [G]Ugly man treats girls like dirt[C] [C7] Wants b[G]uttons sewn upon his shirt[C] [C7] [G]DUI at the B-A-R[C] [C7] Seeks [G]M-A-N with C-A-R[C] [C7] {ci:Repeat Chorus:} {ci:Repeat Chorus Again:} {ci:Instrumental:} [G] [C] [C7] [G] [C] [C7]Alone Alone Alone Alone.... [G]Toothy gal with breasts so large[C] [C7] Takes V[G]isa Amex Master Charge[C] [C7] Dial [G]1-900 Girls for Fun[C] [C7] You lo[G]nely little hot dog bun.[C] [C7] [G]Straight but curious thirty-three[C] [C7] Seeks sur[G]vivor of Wounded Knee.[C] [C7] [G]Farmer's nympho daughter Mose[C] [C7] [G]Want to do it till the cows come home[C] [C7] Fade...