(U don't understand, I ain't scared of u mutha fuckas) {kick it!} (Stir it like coffee) The pope (Stir it like muthafuckin' coffee) The pope (The hell) This is the pope Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope But the whole damn nation got the same Honey only flock 2 the bee that's the pope Not the president with government lame Put me on a slow movin' parlimentary hackin' bandwagon U could put me little ass in the grave Everytime u want it I'll be live, bring a date I mean computer when its over press save So u can be the president (u can be the president) {kick it} I'd rather be the pope (rather be the pope) (I'd rather be... So happy) Yeah u can be the side effect (u can be the side effect) I'd rather be the dope (rather be the dope) (I ain't scared of u mutha fuckers) {kick it} Call your girl named sally and u figure u were chill (chill) Then u find out I'm the reason sally's on the pill (pill) What am I supposed to do when the president can't get nothing passed Find an alley, find an alley Undress sally right in front of your ass (Well she helped me once again) I say u can be the president (u can be the president) {kick it} I'd rather be the pope (rather be the pope) (I'd rather be... So help me) Yeah u can be the side effect (u can be the side effect) I'd rather be the dope (rather be the dope) (Fuck that) The pope (Oh no motherfucker, not today) Pope U can be the president (rather be the pope) So help me Who's the funky drummer with the crooked little sticks (sticks) He might have better luck if he was drummin' with his dick (dick?) If u don't play the piccolo, why u wanna lick? (Ch-check) now check the drum solo and tell me not to kick it (Seek and destroy. It'll fuck u up) I love the taste of unpredictable licks A loop is a loop is a loop A loop is a loop is a loop {fuck that} A loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope But the whole damn nation got the same Honey only flock 2 the bee that's the pope Not the president with government lame Put me on a slow movin' parlimentary hackin' bandwagon U could put me little ass in the grave Everytime u want it I'll be live, bring a date I mean computer when its over press save (So) so u can be the president (u can be the president) {kick it} I'd rather be the pope (rather be the pope) (I wanna be... So happy) U can be the side effect (u can be the side effect) I'd rather be the dope (u, u, u) {u can be the dope} The pope U can be the president (fuck that) Rather be the pope Baby, so help me please Press save I love u Peace (U don't understand)