They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise
I will not be told what to do
I shall not step aside

They call me Mr. Knowitall
I have no time to waste
My mouth it spews pure intellect
And I've such elegant taste

They call me Mr. Knowitall
I sup the aged wine
Oh I could tell such wonderous tales
If I should find the time

I must be Mr. Knowitall
For ideas they come in bounds
I am Mr. Knowitall
So spread the word around

They call me Mr. Knowitall
I am so eloquent
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent