F       F      G      F    E  E  E  E
down up down - down - down down+ring  (single beats)


[Intro]
Am   Am
Am   Am   E    E
E    E    Am   E
Am   Am   E    E
E    E    Am   E
Am   Am   E    E
E    E    Am   E


[Verse]
Am            Am          E    E
    Well, you know I love you
            E           E
And I guess she's okay, too
E          E             Am            E
I like the music and the taste she displays
Am            Am        E    E
      And you know I respect you
            E           E
And I don't want to keep you
E          E             Am              E
From anything, I try to stay out of your way


[Pre-Chorus]
Dm        Dm           Am
   But on days like today
        Am             E
When my mind begins to stray
       E                 E7
to the things I hear her say to you
   E7                   F
My conscience starts to stray


[Chorus]
            F                    Am
And I wanna shove that bitch downstairs
              Am              E
For being the one who gets to share
              E7           Am       Am
The beauty of everyday life with you
F                 F                Am
    And I want to split her pretty face
                Am             E
For being there in my rightful place
               E                  E7              E7
And having the nerve to say those awful things to you


[Interlude]
Am   Am   E    E
E    E    Am   E


[Verse]
Am         Am             E
   I don't mean to be hateful
              E               E
It's just she seems so ungrateful
         E                  Am     E
For the position that she's in
Am          Am            E
    I don't mean to be selfish
          E
I know it doesn't help
N.C.
It's not her fault that I'm not Asian,
N.C.
   Beautiful and educated
E                    E
I don't want to make her feel hated, but


[Chorus]
F            F                     Am
   I want to shove that bitch downstairs
              Am              E
For being the one who gets to care for you
    E7                Am
And getting to be out there with you
      Am            F
While I am so far away
           F                  Am
And I sing songs for you every day
            Am                  E7   E7   F/G   E
And I still love you in every way


[Chorus]
F           F                    Am
   I wanna' shove that bitch downstairs
              Am              E
For being the one who gets to share
             E7           Am      Am
The glory of everyday life with you
F              F                Am
  And I wanna' wreck her pretty face
                Am             E
For being there in my rightful place
               E                  E7
And having the nerve to say those awful,
      E7              Am   Am   E    E    F/G   E
those awful things to you,
    Am   Am   E    E    F/G   E
to you