| F Bb | C |    
| F Bb | C |    
| F Bb | C |    
| F Bb | C |    
| F |

[Verse 1]
              Bb
Well she came looking for me
         C
With her arms open wide
          F         Bb             C
Like some long lost friend of mine
            F       Bb
She said 'Excuse me
       C            F  Bb
But do you remember me?
        C                     F  Bb
I said 'No, I don't believe I do'
       C
So she looked me up and down
      F                   Bb   C
And undressed me with her eyes
           F
Then she said
           Bb         C
You've got everything I need,
           F    Bb      C
You've got everything I want
              F
So I said 'OK

[Chorus]
        Bb      C
You can wear my hat
                F
You can have my coat
        Bb      C
You can take my shirt
                       F
'Cause I don't need it
        Bb      C
You can wear my shoes
                F
You can take my socks
        Bb      C
Come on take my bag it's yours
       F       Bb C
If you love it
                        F       Bb C
You can have it, if you love it
                         F       Bb C
Ain't no problem, if you love it
                        F       Bb C F
Come on take it, if you love it

[Verse 2]
              Bb
So her friend came up to me
       C
With a pen and paper in her hand
  F             Bb
Expressing some interest
       C
In the number of my room
            F       Bb
She said 'Excuse me
       C            F
But do you remember me?
        Bb
I said 'No,'
         C                F     Bb
She said 'Can I appeal to you?'
     C
So I looked her up and down
        F               Bb        C
And realising her insinuations, I blushed
          F         Bb          C       F
She said 'Listen babe you don't know me
             Bb              C
No you don't know me but you owe me
      F        Bb C
And I love you
       F        Bb C
Yes, I love you
                                  F        Bb
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you
      C                           F        Bb C
And I got all your records, and I love you
               F
So I suggested


[Chorus]
        Bb      C
You can wear my hat
                F
You can have my coat
        Bb      C
You can take my shirt
                       F
'Cause I don't need it
        Bb      C
You can wear my shoes
                F
You can take my socks
        Bb      C
Come on take my bag it's yours
       F       Bb C
If you love it
                        F       Bb C
You can have it, if you love it
                         F       Bb C
Ain't no problem, if you love it
                        F       Bb
Come on take it, if you love it
     C
Love it, c'mon love it

[Instrumental]
| Gb B | Db |  
| Gb B | Db |   
| Gb B | Db |    
| Gb B | Db |    
| Gb |

[verse 3]
                B
Well later that day
      Db
This guy came to me
                Gb           B    Db
With a scrap of paper in his hand
              Gb   B
He said, 'Hey buddy, can you
Db                 Gb
Sign your name for me?'
   B                  Db
I said 'Why, why do I owe you money?'
          Gb B
He said, 'No'
         Db                       Gb
I said, 'Listen pal do I know you?
             B
Have we ever met?
Db
Why do you want my name
Gb             B        Db
On this little piece of paper?
           Gb       B Db
He said 'I love you
                        Gb       B Db
I don't know you, but I love you,
                   Gb       B
Like my brother, I love you
Db                                Gb       B
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you.'
        Db                         Gb
I said 'Hey, let's not rush things

[Chorus]
        B       Db
You can wear my hat
                Gb
You can have my coat
        B       Db
You can take my shirt
                       Gb
'Cause I don't need it
        B       Db
You can wear my shoes
                Gb
You can take my socks
        B       Db
Come on take my bag it's yours
       Gb      B Db
If you love it
                        Gb       B Db
You can have it, if you love it
                         Gb       B Db
Ain't no problem, if you love it
                         Gb       B
Come on, take it, if you love it
     Db                   Gb B
Love it, come on love it

[Outro]
Db                       Gb            B Db
Ain't no problem from me if you want it
        Gb           B   Db
Take my hat, take my bag
                     Gb B Db Gb
I don't need nothing
        B       Db
You can wear my hat
                Gb
You can wear my hat
       B       Db           Gb
C'mon, wear my hat, wear my hat
        B       Db
You can wear my hat
               Gb
C'mon, wear my hat
        B       Db
You can wear my hat
                 Gb
Come on, wear my hat


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