Intro: Em7 A G There is no D Castration fear. D7+ In a chair, D6 You will be, A7/4 A7 With me. G We'll dance, D4/F# We'll dance, Em7 We'll dance, D We'll dance. Em7 A But no one will dance G With us D In this zany town. Em7 A Chim-chim-chim sings some praise G For your elders D They're in the bag. G Pick out some brazilian nuts D For your engagement. G Check that expiration date man, D It's later than you think. A You can't enjoy yourself, I can't enjoy myself. G You can't enjoy yourself, I can't enjoy myself. Move that swing, D And watch it break straight like an ox. Em7 A But I won't be there G To live you, D Ah ah ah. Em7 A G Cause I don't have a clue, D Anymore. D Maybe we could dance, D7+ Maybe we could dance, D6 Maybe we could dance, G Together, D4/F# Together, Em7 Together, D Together. D First time we'll see, D7+ and then we'll be, D6 Five times forever, A7/4 A7 G D4/F# Em7 D And we'll never be lost.