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Mister Marks can you find for me
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someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee,
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she can keep her job if she gets it wrong.
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Ah, but Mister Marks I won’t need her long,
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all I need is help for a little while
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we can take dicta-tion and learn to smile.
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And a tempora- ry secretary is what I need for to do the job.

I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Mister Marks could you send her quick
'cause my regular has been getting sick.

I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Mister Marks I can pay her well
if she comes along and can stay a spell.
I will promise now that I’ll treat her right
and will rarely keep her 'til late at night.

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I need a... She can be a belly dancer, I don’t need a true romancer.
 Eb
She can be a diplomat but I don’t need a girl like that.
 E
She can be a neurosurgeon if she’s doin’ nothin’ urgent.
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What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary.

I need a, I need a
temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Now, Mister Marks when I send her back
will you please make sure she stays on the right track.

C
 Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
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 in the face of everything to stay on the right track.

She can be a belly dancer,...

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

I need a temporary secretary,...