Hello, so good to see you,
You're slicker than a Thunderbird, but I can see through you
Planned out, you're trying to woo me
A little unoriginal and not necessary
Whip crack, I need your attention
I guess that I'm the one to blame 'cause I never mentioned
You're not winning me over with your box of chocolates and flowers today

A bouquet, a bouquet of roses I didn't need
A bouquet, give me something that won't die in a week

Hey hey, you're acting so phony
I wanna know the real you, but you gotta show me
Maybe we can go dancing
The shimmy-shimmy, shake-shake-shake , don't you know how?
Too bad, you can't even have fun
You gimme gimme gimme everything that I don't want
Oh please, enough, Mr. Big Shot
You're tryin' so hard to be somethin' you're not

A bouquet, a bouquet of roses I didn't need
A bouquet, give me something that won't die in a week

The only thing you gave me it's nothing I could save
The only thing you gave me it's nothing I could save

A bouquet, a bouquet of roses I didn't need
A bouquet, give me something that won't die in a week
A bouquet, It's not what I want, can't you understand?
A bouquet, why am I holding flowers instead of your hand?