Intro 4x: D  E  Bm

D     E         Bm
Got a no string guitar
D     A         G
Got a sun beta head
D        E         Bm
I'm a rock 'n' roll star
D                 A
I ain't no musician
G
Some things are stranger than fishin'

( D  E  Bm )(2x)

D        E          Bm
Know how to beat on a drum
D        A          G
Know how to sing outta key
D        E          Bm
Got some prescription drugs
D                 A
I ain't no musician
G
Some things are stranger than fishin'

( D  E  Bm )(2x)

G
Yeah, I know what I am
D
Chop up another gram
E
Some of us have all the luck
G
No matter how much we fucking suck!