Inconsequent, social infant, insolent, insignificant
And you're my sycophant
Brown noser, confidante poser
Shoved down the garbage disposer, sycophant
Yes feeder, accolade breeder
Like I need another cheerleader
You're spineless and morally impotent
You're my sycophant

I don't need any more affirmation
I get enough love in my rockupation
Arrogant is a word that people call me
That's why I don't need any more flattery

Yes dudes and compliment throwers
Ass kissers, anal smoke blowers
I don't need to feel any more eminent
From a sycophant
(Seriously you guys are totally wrong about Mike being wrong
And frankly Mike's right about him being right
Not only that remember my great idea that Mike had last week?
I lobe it, we think it's great)

Don't inflate my head anymore
I don't need a bigger ego
Shoot me down, I need rejection
Honesty mixed with rejection

Take me down a rung or three
I like to live in reality
My head down not need more inflation
It's already past regulation
(Brown nosers, smoke blowers, yes yes-ers, no no-ers
Agree-ers with me-ers, those drinking my pee-ers)

Yes feeder, accolade breeder
Like I need another cheerleader
You're spineless and morally impotent
You're my sycophant