Guybrush: I was a lucky sailor as free as a tropical breeze. But your love clapped me in irons And I can't reach the keys! Now my heart is in your brig. and I know it's not the only lodger. But since you cast away my love, I'm no longer a Jolly Roger All: Plank of Love! Guybrush: Don´t make me take that one last step. All: Plank of Love! Guybrush: Why must you treat me like a schlep. I´d keep an even keel, but it´s a dirty deal! There´s no appeal! And now I must walk this plank of love. Darling please be mine, only you can make me whole. Your love is the lime for the scurvy in my soul. I used to dream of sunken treasure, But now my only wish is To be staying here with you tonight, Instead of sleeping with the fishes. All: Plank of Love! Elaine: I love you though I know I shouldn´. All: Plank of Love! Elaine: I´ll walk with you down that plank so wooden. Elaine: My hearts been cursed, by your love coerced, In thoughts of you I am immersed! And now I must walk this plank of love. Guybrush: You´ve got the booty I want the most, I´m not talking about your money. My life´s as dry as whole wheat toast. Without you, my Plunder-Bunny. Elaine: You know you´ve got my soul shanghaied! Not even all your corny jokes´ll Make me wish that I was not your bride. When you carry me ´cross your fo´c´sle. All: Plank of Love! Guybrush: Don´t drown me in the ocean salts. All: Plank of Love! Guybrush: Don´t think my song is only schmaltz. Elaine: You´re a pirate mighty. Guybrush: You´re my Aphrodite. Both: Next to you, my heart feels flighty, And now I must walk this plank of love. Guybrush: But now our love´s in danger, You´re a statue, made of gold. It makes my heart sink like an anchor, Keeping you in my cargo hold. Elaine, I can´t wait to see you, in a sparkling wedding gown, But if I can´t break that curse soon, I´m gonna have to melt you down. All: Plank of Love! Guybrush: I hope that curse breaks quick. All: Plank of Love! Guybrush: ´Cause the balloon payments due soon on this ship.