intro
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    You have to like the way i dress

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    You have to like the way I live

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   You have to accept the fact that my hair is falling off
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   And you have to like my new wig
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   You really do have to like jewelry

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   Cuz that's the only thing I give'

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    You have to pretend that we're happy

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    With the life we live

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    Never ask me how im feeling cause

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    You  should already know

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    Never tell me you love me cause


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Baby it should show

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F    G    Am    
C    G    C

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You have to like the same music

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    You have to learn how to play the guitar
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You have to run the extra mile even
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Though you think its too far
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You really do have to love children
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Cause I wanna have a few
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I dont know with whoooom but I
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Hope It'll be with you

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Never ask me how im feelin cause
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You should already know
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Never tell me you love me cause
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Baby it should show

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C    G    C
F    G    Am    
C    G    C

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    You have to like the way i dress

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    You have to like the way I live

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   You have to accept the fact that my hair is falling off