Blame it on the tetons Yeah, I need a scapegoat now No, my dog won't bite you Though it had the right to You ought give her credit 'Cause she knows I would've let it happen Blame it on the weekends God I need a cola now Oh, we mumble loudly Wear our shame so proudly Wore our blank expressions Trying to look interesting Blame it all on me 'cause God I need a cold one now All them, eager actors Gladly taking credit for the lines created By the people tucked away from Sight is just a window From the room we're bound to If you find a way out Oh would you just let me know how? Would you just let me know how? Blame it on the web But the spider's your problem now Language is the liquid That we're all dissolved in Great for solving problems After it creates a problem Blame it on the Tetons God, I need a scapegoat now Everyone's a building burning With no one to put the fire out Standing at the window looking out Waiting for time to burn us down Everyone's an ocean drowning With no one really to show how They might get a little better air If they turned themselves into a cloud