[Cady] Woah! Who's at that table there? [Damian] Don’t look at them, just don’t! We call those three The Plastics They're shiny, fake, and hard [Janis] They play their little mind games All around the schoolyard [Damian] They might insult your clothing Or make fun of your name [Janis] Like they mocked Jen Morecock Till she burst into flames [Damian] And Ms. Morecock was a teacher [Janis] Regina George is the queen bee She's always dressed up She always wins Spring Fling Queen We’re just drones who work for her And then die [Regina] My name is Regina George And I am a massive deal Fear me, love me Stand and stare at me And these, these are real I've got money and looks I am, like, drunk with power This whole school Humps my leg like a chihuahua I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen I never weigh more than one-fifteen My name is Regina George And I am a massive deal I don't care who you are I don't care how you feel [Janis] That’s Gretchen Wieners She knows everything about everybody [Damian] That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets [Gretchen] Yes, Regina! No, Regina Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power If Regina is the Sun Then I'm a disco ball 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun If you've had alcohol I rip your secrets out of you And bring them to my master Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster [Damian and Janis] Disaster! [Gretchen] Regina is the queen But I'm the head of worker bees I am seated at her right hand [Damian and Gretchen] Like a Jewish Princess Jesus [Janis] That is Karen Smith The dumbest person you will ever meet [Damian] I once saw her put a D in the word orange [Karen] My name is Karen My hair is shiny My teeth are perfect My skirt is tiny It barely covers My perky-hiney My name is karen I may not be smart That's it [Regina] Right We never really do this But how would you like to Have lunch with us this week [Cady] Oh, it’s okay, I [Regina] No, no need for you to thank us There's no need to even speak [Gretchen] You're new and you don't know things You need good friends who can tell you what to think See you here same time tomorrow [Karen] On Wednesdays we wear pink [Regina, Gretchen and Karen] On Wednesdays we wear pink! [Regina, Gretchen and Karen] Yes, regina (my name is Karen) No, regina Every waking hour (here's where you belong) I spend making sure Regina (my hair is shine) George can stay in power (here's where you belong) If Regina is the Sun (my teeth are perfect) Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny) 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong) If you've had alcohol [Regina, Gretchen and Karen] Wear something nice and grab a tray 'Cause we don't do this everyday Say here's where you belong Say here's where you belong [Regina] No, really Say it [Regina, Gretchen and Karen] Say here's where you belong! [Cady] Here's where I belong [Gretchen] Come sit with us tomorrow It'll be fetch!