G D A B C G D



[Chorus]
G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G      D         A        B
All in two rooms with one bed
      C            G          D
So we slept on the towels and rugs


    C          G         D          A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
    C          G        D
And who needed money or drugs? Not


G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs


[Verse]
C G C D

C        G    C      D
Fred was only twenty two
   C    G        C        D
So everything he said was true
C          G      C     D
Sweet as a clumsy puppy dog
    C    G          C        D
But expletive could that boy snog


[Chorus]
G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G      D         A        B
All in two rooms with one bed
      C            G          D
So we slept on the towels and rugs


    C          G         D          A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
    C          G        D
And who needed money or drugs? Not


G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs


[Verse]
C G C D

C            G      C       D
Dave offered me the presidency
       C     G      C       D
Of the log cabin of New Jersey
    C        G      C         D
I’m not sure who he thought I was
    C    G       C        D
But I smiled and nodded because


[Chorus]
G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G      D         A        B
All in two rooms with one bed
      C            G          D
So we slept on the towels and rugs


    C          G         D          A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
    C          G        D
And who needed money or drugs? Not


G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs

[Verse]
C G C D

C       G    C       D
Ted the all-american male
    C     G      C      D
Had recently got out of jail
    C       G    C      D
For asking money of someone
  C          G      C      D
A John while flourishing a gun


[Chorus]
G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the bugs
G      D         A        B
All in two rooms with one bed
      C            G          D
So we slept on the towels and rugs


    C          G         D          A
But ah we were young and vaguely in love
    C          G        D
And who needed money or drugs? Not


G      D        A        B
Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
        C           G           D
And the dog and the cat and the buuuugs