[Mushnik] How would you like to be my son? How would you like to be my own Adopted boy? I never liked him much before But count the cash that's in The drawer I've got no choice- I'm much Too poor Say yes [Seymour] What for? [Mushnik] Seymour I want to be your dad I'll gladly treat you Like my blood and my own flesh [Seymour] Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick? [Mushnik] Like Honey Fitz and take your pick [Seymour] Then kiss me quick, I'll be your son [Mushnik] Don't make me sick, just be my son [Mushnik and Seymour] Mushnik and Son sounds great Three words with the ring of fate [Mushnik] So say you'll incorporate with me A florist's dream come true Mushnik and his boychik, you What business we'll do for FTD [Mushnik and Seymour] Like Andy Hardy and the Judge Like Zeus and Mercury Like Dumas Fils and Père [Seymour] In trouble sickness and in wealth [Mushnik] We'll share the plant and share the wealth I'll call my lawyer [Seymour] Call me son [Mushnik and Seymour] Mushnik and Son, that's that [Seymour] Officially I'm your brat [Mushnik and Seymour] Consider the matter closed and done Now to the world let's stick Our Senior and Junior shtick [Seymour] Through thin and through thick [Mushnik] Through sloppy and slick [Mushnik and Seymour] Through kiss and through kick Mushnik and Son!