C  F  Dm  Bb
C  Am  Gm  Bb  Eb  Gm  C
F

[Verse 1]
F
  Extra clever
Dm           C
  Earthbound spirit
F                Dm  C             F
  Ghost in the form, of a mongoose
F            Dm
  And I have hands
        C    F
  And I have feet
           Dm
I'll never die,

[Chorus]
  C    Bb
I am a freak
   Gm      A         Dm            Bb      Gm     A        Dm
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small,
    Bb    A     Dm      F
But I, I, I, am a freak

[Verse 2]
F                  Dm         C   F
  Thou wilt never, know what I am
F                        Dm            C
  I am the fifth dimension, and I will split the atom
F                Dm         C   F
  And if you see me, you're paralyzed
          Dm           C    Bb
Pillar of salt, you're mummified

[Chorus]
   Gm      A         Dm            Bb      Gm     A        Dm
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small,
    Gm   A          C  F
But I am the eighth wonder

[Interlude]
F
Dm Bb
C  Am
Gm  Bb  Eb  C
F

[Bridge]
F            Dm      F
  And I was born, 1852
          Dm       C  F
And I was born, in India
            Dm          C      F
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane
                Dm         C        Bb
With such weird noise, and clanking chains

[Chorus]
   Gm      A         Dm            Bb      Gm     A        Dm
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small,
    Bb    A     Dm      F
But I, I, I, am a freak

[Verse 3]
F               Dm     C         F
  I say "vanish," to underground
F              Dm         C    F
  Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell
           Dm         C      F
And I have hands, and I have feet
           Dm
I'll never die,

[Chorus]
       Bb
I am a freak
   Gm      A         Dm            Bb      Gm     A        Dm
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small,
    Bb   A          C  F
But I am the eighth wonder

[Outro]
       Dm            Bb
Eighth wonder of the world
       C            Am
You'll never get to see
     Gm Bb  Dm   Bb Eb  Gm  F Bb Am
What in the name of God can I be---?