E                                              G#m
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
                                               C#m
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
                                               A
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
                                       E
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags!
                           G#m
Let's have a toast for the assholes!

Let's have a toast for the scumbags!
                           C#m
Every one of them that I know

Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
                        A
That'll never take work off

Baby, I got a plan
                      E
Run away fast as you can

She find pictures in my email
                                  G#m
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!

I don't know what it is with females
                                  C#m
But I'm not too good with that, hey!

See, I could have me a good girl
                                  A
And still be addicted to them hoodrats

And I just blame everything on you
                                  E
At least you know that's what I'm good at

See, I always find

And I always find
                                  G#m
Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
                                  C#m
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long
                                  A
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
                                  E
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags!
                                G#m
Let's have a toast for the assholes!

Let's have a toast for the scumbags!
                          C#m
Every one of them that I know

Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
                        A
That'll never take work off

Baby, I got a plan
                     E
Run away fast as you can
                        G#m
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        C#m
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        A
Run away from me, baby  Run away

Baby, I got a plan
                     E
Run away fast as you can

G#m
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        C#m
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        A
Run away from me, baby  Run away

Baby, I got a plan
                     E
Run away fast as you can