A        E                       B
 Yeah, tomorrow is your birthday
  F#m                  G#m      A
I thought it was last Thursday, girl
 E                    B
We know you love a party
F#m               G#m
Go celebrate and I'll be
 A               E
On my way to distant shores
 B              F#m  G#m
If you weren't so insecure
  A                       E            C#m
You'd learn to close each open door for me
     B
Oh, babe
 
 A                E
Hang up, if you ever think of calling
B             F#m               G#m
Me up, not afraid to say it darling
  A               E
Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
          B
I don't mean to make it worse
       F#m            G#m                 A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
  A            E
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
B                  F#m            G#m    A
Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
         E
Honest, if I'm coming to your place
         B
It's to say it to your face
        F#m           G#m                 A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
 
A     E                     B
  I think you might be okay
       F#m                  G#m
Could care less what your friends say
 A      E                       B
Well, I'd rather sit in silence
     F#m                   G#m
Than be here while you're crying
  A                   E
Darling, watch me disappear
 B             F#m     G#m    A
Ignorance is bliss, I hear, and
          E                    C#m
I have always been sincere to you
     B
Oh, babe
 
 A                E
Hang up, if you ever think of calling
B             F#m               G#m
Me up, not afraid to say it darling
  A               E
Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
          B
I don't mean to make it worse
       F#m            G#m                 A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
  A            E
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
B                  F#m            G#m    A
Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
         E
Honest, if I'm coming to your place
         B
It's to say it to your face
        F#m           G#m                 A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
  
A E B         F#m            G#m                A
       I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
 E B        F#m            G#m        A
     I've decided that I'm not your—
 
 A                E
Hang up, if you ever think of calling
B             F#m               G#m
Me up, not afraid to say it darling
  A               E
Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
          B
I don't mean to make it worse
       F#m            G#m                 A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
  A            E
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
B                  F#m            G#m    A
Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
         E
Honest, if I'm coming to your place
         B
It's to say it to your face
        F#m           G#m                 A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend 
A E B         F#m            G#m                A
       I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
 E  B        F#m            G#m
     I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend