Verse 1 
G            D        Am   C
Love grows in me like a tumor,  
G         D        Am         C
parasites bent on devouring its host.  
      G        D        Am    C
I'm developing my sense of humor,  
G            D         Am              C
till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth,  
G           D           Am             C
till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.  
1 
C                      Am
Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,  
C                              Am
maybe I'll be the lucky one that doesnt get burned.  
          (No C           hord) G D Am C
What the fuck was I thinking?   
 Verse 2 
G                D        Am    C
Love plows through me like a dozer,  
G             D          Am     C
I've got more give than a bale of hay,  
           G        D          Am     C
and there's always a big mess left over.  
G            D  Am           C
What did you do?  What did you say?  
      G          D       Am        C
With what did you do and what did you say? 
  2 
 
C                      Am
Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,  
C                               Am
maybe I'll be the special one that doesnt get burned.  
        (No C           hord) G D Am C
What the fuck was I thinking?  
                            G  D Am C
What the fuck was I thinking?  
                            G   D Am C
What the fuck was I thinking?   
 Verse 3 
G            D         Am   C
Love tears me up like a demon.  
G         D        Am             C
Opens the wounds and fills them with lead,  
        G            D          Am    C
and I'm having some trouble just breathing.  
   G              D           Am             C
If we werent such good friends I think that I'd hate you.  
   G                D            Am (No Chord)
If we weren't such good friends I'd wish you were dead  
 
Repeat Chorus 1 
 
 
 
G       D   Am   C
Oh it's so embarrasing  
          G     D   Am   C
I'm this awkward and uncomprable thing, 
       G              D        Am     C
and I'm running out of places to hide 
       G              D        Am     C
and I'm running out of places to hide 
G                    D           Am     C 
                                  What the fuck was I thinking?   (Repeat last line ~ 4 times and end on C)