G  Am/C
G  Am/C


[Verse 1]
G
 Hello
G(b5)       Am/C
 Young queer
G
 It's so nice
G(b5)        Am/C
 To see you again
G        G(b5)        Am/C
 Did you come with him?
C
 You do go through 'em like
Cm                         G  Am/C
 A rumor goes through school
G                   G(b5)     Am/C
I'm plus-one on her invitation
    G                     G(b5)        Am/C
But she can't see that I'm only waiting
C
 For an invitation
Cm             G  G(b5)  G  G(b5)
 To say goodbye


[Chorus]
C
 Are you here
G          G/F#
 For the society paper?
C
 Are you here
G                  G7
 For all the young queers?
C             D
 Are you here acting their age
C                     D
 Trying to make the society page?


[Instrumental]
G  Am/C
G  Am/C


[Verse 2]
G
 You look
G(b5)       Am/C
 So thrilled
G
 To be here
G(b5)           Am/C
 Clutching your purse
G            G(b5)
 Over in the corner
Am/C
 Whispering words
C
 Are you exciting him with
Cm                      G  G(b5)  G  G(b5)
 Talk of foreign cities?


[Chorus]
C
 Are you here
G          G/F#
 For the society paper?
C
 Are you here
G                  G7
 For all the young queers?
C             D
 Are you here acting their age
C                     D
 Trying to make the society page?


[Instrumental]
G  Am/C
G  Am/C


[Bridge]
G
 He's a clown in cashmere
C
 He's a crowd-pleaser
D
 You can never trust a man
F
Who can't finish his beer


[Instrumental]
G  Am/C
G  Am/C


[Outro]
G                 Am/C
 Hello young queer
G                       Am/C
 It's so nice to see you
                 G
Are you here for fun?
G(b5)     Am/C
 Let's be gone
                 G
Are you here for fun?
G(b5)     Am/C
 Let's be gone
                 G
Are you here for fun?
G(b5)     Am/C
 Let's be gone