Tabbed by Shane Farley, **
This is my first tab and my take on it any comments or feedback would be helpful!
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Words and music by paul weller

h=hammer on
x=palm mute

Bass Intro
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D---------5-5-2-2-|  x10    D---------------------------------|
A-0-0-3-3---------|         A---------------------------------|
E-----------------|         E-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|

Guitar Intro
  Am                          F               G
E-0---------------|         E-1---------------3---------------|
B-1---------------|         B-1---------------3---------------|
G-2---------------|         G-2---------------4---------------|
D-2---------------|  x10    D-3---------------5---------------|
A-----------------|         A-3---------------5---------------|
E-----------------|         E-1---------------3---------------|

VERSE 1.

  Sup  up  your  beer and collect  your  fags 
   G                       F
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
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D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

There's  a  row  going on  down  near  slough 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

Get  out  your  mat  and  pray  to  the  west 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

I'll  get  out  mine  and  pray  for  myself 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11--2--4--4-|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12--3--5--5-|
A------------------------------------------------3--5--5-|
E------------------------------------------------1--3--3-|

Thought you were smart when you took them on 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

All  that  rugby  puts  hairs  on  your  chest 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

What chance have you got against a tie and a crest 
E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-|
B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11--2--4--4-|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12--3--5--5-|
A------------------------------------------------3--5--5-|
E------------------------------------------------1--3--3-|

CHORUS

Hello hurray what a nice day for the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
E-1---3--3----3--3---2----5---5-5-----------3-0----------3-0--|
B-1---3--3----3--3---2----5---5-5--------1------------1-------|
G-2---4--4----5--5---4----5---5-5------2------------2---------|
D-3---5--5----5--5---4----7---7-7-----------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3--3---2----7---7-7-----------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5-5-----------------------------|


Hello hurray I hope rain stops play with the Eton rifles, Eton rifles 
E-1---3--3--3-------3-3--2-2----5---5-5------------3-0----------3-0-|
B-1---3--3--3-------3-3--2-2----5---5-5---------1------------1------|
G-2---4--4--4-------5-5--4-4----5---5-5-------2------------2--------|
D-3---5--5--5-------5-5--4-4----7---7-7-----------------------------|
A-3---5--5--5-------3-3--2-2----7---7-7-----------------------------|
E-1---3--3--3-------------------5---5-5-----------------------------|

E-------------------|
B------5-------5----|
G----5---5---5---5--|
D--5-------5--------|
A-------------------|
E-------------------|

VERSE 2

Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse 
E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

Tore down th house of commons in yr brand new shoes 
E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

   Compose  a   revolutionary   symphony 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

Then went to bed with a charming young thing 
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B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-|
G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11--2--4--4-|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12--3--5--5-|
A------------------------------------------------3--5--5-|
E------------------------------------------------1--3--3-|

CHORUS

Hello hurray cheers then mate it's the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
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B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5--------1----------1--------|
G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5------2----------2----------|
D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7----------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7----------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5----------------------------|

Hello hurray an extremist scrape with the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
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B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-----------1------------1-------|
G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5---------2------------2---------|
D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7--------------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7--------------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5--------------------------------|

E-------------------|
B------5-------5----|
G----5---5---5---5--|
D--5-------5--------|
A-------------------|
E-------------------|

BRIDGE

  What a catalyst you turned out to be 
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B-0---------------1-------------------|
G-0---------------2-------------------|
D-2---------------3-------------------|
A-2---------------3-------------------|
E-0---------------1-------------------|

  Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea 
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B-0-----------------------1----------------------3--|
G-0-----------------------2----------------------4--|
D-2-----------------------3----------------------5--|
A-2-----------------------3----------------------3--|
E-0-----------------------1----------------------3--|

  Left me standing - like a guilty schoolboy
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B-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-|
G-4-------------------------4---------------4--4--44444444-|
D-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-|
A-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-|
E-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-|

SOLO
E------8-------------10---------|
B-----8-8h10-------10--10h12----|
G----9------9----11---------11--|
D--10----------12---------------|       x4
A-------------------------------|
E-------------------------------|

E------3-0--|         
B----1------| 
G--2--------|                 
D-----------|    X2   
A-----------|         
E-----------|         

E-------------------|
B------5-------5----|
G----5---5---5---5--|
D--5-------5--------|
A-------------------|
E-------------------|

BRIDGE

  What a catalyst you turned out to be 
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B-0---------------1-------------------|
G-0---------------2-------------------|
D-2---------------3-------------------|
A-2---------------3-------------------|
E-0---------------1-------------------|

  Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea 
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B-0-----------------------1----------------------3--|
G-0-----------------------2----------------------4--|
D-2-----------------------3----------------------5--|
A-2-----------------------3----------------------3--|
E-0-----------------------1----------------------3--|


  Left me standing - like a naughty schoolboy
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B-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-|
G-4-------------------------4---------------4--4--44444444-|
D-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-|
A-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-|
E-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-|

VERSE 3

  We  came  out  of  it  naturally the worst 
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Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt 
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G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
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E--------------------------------------------------------|

  We were no  match for  their  untamed wit 
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G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------|                 
D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------|
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Though some of the lads said they'll be back next week 
E---x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10-----3--3--3-|
B---x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10-----3--3--3-|
G---x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11-----2--4--5-|             
D---x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12-----3--5--5-|
A-----------------------------------------------------3--5--5-|
E-----------------------------------------------------1--3--3-|

CHORUS

Hello hurray there's a price to pay to the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5---------------3-0----------3-0--|
B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5------------1------------1-------|
G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5----------2------------2---------|
D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7---------------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7---------------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5---------------------------------|

Hello hurray I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-------------3-0----------3-0--|
B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5----------1------------1-------|
G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5--------2------------2---------|
D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7-------------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7-------------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5-------------------------------|

Hello hurray there's a price to pay to the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5--------------3-0----------3-0--|
B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-----------1------------1-------|
G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5---------2------------2---------|
D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7--------------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7--------------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5--------------------------------|

Hello hurray I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles Eton rifles 
E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-------------3-0----------3-0--|
B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5----------1------------1-------|
G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5--------2------------2---------|
D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7-------------------------------|
A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7-------------------------------|
E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5-------------------------------|

  Eton rifles Eton rifles
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B------5-----------5----|
G----5----5------5---5--|
D--5----------5---------|
A-----------------------|
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The rest is just noise! hope its helpful to you.