E                            F#m                  Dmaj7    A
I'd love to play online with you enough to find a mineshaft
  E                            F#m                  Dmaj7    A
I need to find the diamonds and I need it more than Minecraft
E          F#m
I'll build home, just thinking about it
Dmaj7                   A
Maybe craft like I used to
    E                            F#m                    Dmaj7    A
But I'll just play alone, because alone is safer than with you

[Verse 1]
Amaj7
I like to play, I like mining

You're crafting all my diamond things
      Dmaj7
Yeah, you like finding diamond ores

I have to go and search for more
       Amaj7
You're a noob but you have diamonds

Now I’m loosing all my diamonds
        Dmaj7
Craft a bed, babe, if you need it

Like I do, 'cause I'm defeated
         Amaj7
Now, I'm offline, I'm whatever
                                     Dmaj7
I'm the best thing that you'll never have
      Amaj7
Now I got killed, yeah, if only
                           Dmaj7
I could go back and get my stuff

[Chorus]
    E                            F#m                  Dmaj7    A
I'd love to play online with you enough to find a mineshaft
  E                            F#m                  Dmaj7    A
I need to find the diamonds and I need it more than Minecraft
E          F#m
I'll build home, just thinking about it
Dmaj7                   A
Maybe craft like I used to
    E                            F#m                    Dmaj7    A
But I'll just play alone, because alone is safer than with you

[Verse 2]
  Amaj7
I know I don’t join enough to make me worth the wait
           Dmaj7
It's like, who wants to go mine with someone who always goes offline?
    Amaj7
And even when they're here, it's like

"Where's your fricking sword at?"
          Dmaj7
"Why's it take so long to type back?"
N.C.
"You're so bad at typing in the chat"
   Amaj7
So here's a plaque for your wall

For the Hall of Fame of mining off
     Dmaj7
When I get killed

Because I can't handle that again
          Amaj7               Dmaj7
It's like oh, yeah, it's like oh

[Chorus]
    E                            F#m                  Dmaj7    A
I'd love to play online with you enough to find a mineshaft
  E                            F#m                  Dmaj7    A
I need to find the diamonds and I need it more than Minecraft
E          F#m
I'll build home, just thinking about it
Dmaj7                   A
Maybe craft like I used to
    E                            F#m                    Dmaj7    A
But I'll just play alone, because alone is safer than with you