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My phone is charged and ready
She's my very best friend
I love her more than life itself
No one else contend

I sit here in my prison
Pretend that it's OK
My nervous system's broken
I really can't convey

I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before
I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before

There's football on the TV
Netflix on the train
Music ain't what it used to be
Rough sex on the brain

So put the handcuffs on me
Throw away the key
I'll never get out of this world alive
They just won't let me be

I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before
I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before

I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before
I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before

So listen to my story
It's only just begun
This world is dire and dreary
I can't find no fun

I got no conversation
I got nothing to say
My nervous system's broken
I really can't convey

I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before
I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before

I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before
I'm so bored of being bored
I've never been this bored before