A
I like drinking whiskey
A
I like being straight
A
I like a voodoo spinneR
E
And I like live bait

A
I like a hundred miles an hour
A
I like Sunday driving too
A
I like being alone with me
E
I like being alone with you

[Chorus]
D
Give me a bowl of chili
D
Give me milk and toast
A
As long as you're dishing it out Lord
E                     A
I'll take a little of both

[Verse]
A
I could do with someone
A
But I could do without
A
Sometimes you feel like dancing
E
Sometimes like sitting it out

A
I like staying at home
A
And I can't help going to town
A
As long as I got a choice
E
You know I can't turn nothing down

[Chorus]
D
Give me a bowl of chili
D
Give me milk and toast
A
As long as you're dishing it out Lord
E                     A
I'll take a little of both

[Spoken] 
N.C.
Put a little gravy on everything for me

A
Somtimes I like to fly
A
Sometimes I have to crawl,
A
Sometimes I'm cool as ice
E
Sometimes I'm climbin' the wall

A
Sometimes it's just the money
A
Sometimes it's just a game
A
Six of one and half-a-dozen
E
Of another is all the same

[Chorus]
D
Give me a bowl of chili
D
Give me milk and toast
A
As long as you're dishing it out Lord
E                     A
I'll take a little of both