G#m      C#m
He don't ask for
D#m          C#m
Oh, coin and cash for
G#m       C#m       
Poise and panache for
D#m         C#m
Some broken bachelor, no
G#m       C#m
She don't want none
D#m          C#m
Oh, gold and gilded
G#m    C#m
So all them children
D#m      C#m
View her with brilliant foes

[Bridge]
G#m
C#m                   D#m C#m
Pardon for part in my sigh
G#m
C#m                     D#m C#m
They see with a similar eye

[Chorus]
G#m                 C#m                  D#m 
Honey, I'm whole so what are we snacking for?
G#m                     C#m          D#m 
"I'm just a whore, boy, it's only natural"
      C#m                    D#m
Well, I bet we'd look pretty outside

[Verse 2]
G#m C#m
He  won't build in
D#m        C#m
Thrones of vermillion
G#m        C#m
Whose woes is filled with
D#m    C#m
Pseudo civilians, no
G#m C#m
She won't take up
D#m       C#m
Colorful patrons
G#m         C#m
Whose motif plays on
D#m   C#m
False admiration, no

[Bridge]
G#m   
C#m                D#m    C#m
Pardon for part in my sigh
G#m
C#m                     D#m C#m
They see with a similar eye

[Chorus]
G#m                 C#m                  D#m 
Honey, I'm whole so what are we snacking for?
G#m                     C#m       D#m        
"I'm just a whore, boy, it's only natural"
G#m                 C#m                  D#m
Honey, I'm whole so what are we snacking for?
G#m                      C#m       D#m     
"I'm just a whore, boy, it's only natural"
      C#m                    D#m
Well, I bet we'd look pretty outside
      C#m                    D#m
Well, I bet we'd look pretty outside

G#m,C#m,D#m
G#m,C#m,D#m
G#m,C#m,D#m
G#m,C#m,D#m

[Outro]
      C#m                    D#m
Well, I bet we'd look pretty outside