Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some bass and this is how it goes

La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la lala la la, la lala la la

La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la lala la la, la lala la la

I say yo party people all over the world
Homeboy, fly guys and pretty girls
Let me take time out to introduce myself
Cause I'm the man who cuts the rhyme like no one else

See I rock the house so viciously
You might think I'm from another galaxy
But for those of you who do not know
It's the Gigolo that's rocking this show

You see I do fresh shows around the world
And chill in hotels with pretty girls
Walk on red carpets under my feet
And I lay my body down in a executive suite

Chauffeured around everywhere that I go
And I'm always stretched out in a stretch a limo
Because I'm cold as ice and not so smooth
To wear leather in the summer and still be cool

But you see my rhymes so depth
That you can't resist
So if you need to bite something
Bite this

My mama, yo mama hanging out clothes
My mama socked yo mama in the nose
Did it hurt? (No!)
Did it hurt? (No!)

Tickle, tickle, no be, no be, no be
All the children going to heaven
Won't be back till ten after eleven
Are you ready? (Yes!)
Are you ready? (Yes!)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some scratch and this is how it goes

I got a twenty room pad like the YMCA
Beverly Hills, California is where I stay
I got a silver Rolls-Royce and bodyguards
Two German Shepherds that patrol the yard

And when you come inside the central AC
You can watch the dirty movies on the cable TV
Check out the room that's so unique
With the mirror, waterbed and the satin sheet

With a kiss from a lips I can make you strip
I'm gonna love you so fine I'll make your backbone flip
Like Kentucky Fried Chicken I'll do you right
Gonna rock your body until the early light

I'm six foot four my legs kinda bold
Might rap a little slow but my name ain't Joe
At your request, I can rap a little faster
Sucka MC's, I'm a real grandmaster

Might make you dance
Might make you rock
Might make you dance
And then I might lodge it

Not three, not two, I'm by myself
And if you look to see, ain't nobody else
Say sucka MC's who wanna battle me
I'm so bad I might slam Mr. T

'Cause I'm always on, I'm never off
The captain, the leader, the head and the boss
I'm a little conceited, you can say I'm a mess
But one thing is for sure, my rap is fresh

La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la lala la la, la lala la la

La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la lala la la, la lala la la

I got a girl in a cotton field
She won't, but her sister will
(mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm)

And I got a girl in Alabama
I hit her in the head with a rotten banana
(mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some bells and this is how it goes

So come on everybody and get to this
Cause it's a brand new groove and it can't be missed
And say you sucka MC's this rhyme for you
Cause it's funky fresh and also brand new

You see I never met a face that I didn't like
And I never met an MC who didn't try to fight my rhymes
Cause they're one of a kind
Sit back and relax like million time

Like a bowl of campbell's soup I'm (mm, mm) good
Just ask all the ladies in my neighborhood
See I'm quite handsome and also fine
And if you can't see that you must be blind

Go to an optometrist to vaccinate
Because I won't stop singing until I do succeed
I'm in this game for the pose and the fame
And I won't stop rocking until I reign

La la lala la la, la lala la la
La la lala la la, la lala la la

Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Rome
And he's gonna beatbox for you
And you might learn a thing or two

Come to join party with Gigolo and gang
Listen to the rhyme and watch them do the thing

La, la, la la (have a good time!)
La, la, la la (have a good time!)