G He got 13 channels of wrestling Coming in strong from a satellite send D7 Two hundred function remote control G A big screen TV with stereo C Football baseball NASCAR too G With picture in a picture and it's all in view D7 And if it comes on just a little too late G With his VCR's he can get it on tape He's a high tech redneck D7 Mayberry meets Star Trek G C He's bumpkin but he's plugged in D7 G He's a high tech redneck He's got sub-woofers in the bed of his truck A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cracked up D7 He ain't into hip hop he ain't into rap G He like to rattle them speakers with a Ronnie Milsap C CD's and cassettes and digital tape G A CB and radar and scamming short waves D7 And if he needs to talk to his honey at home G He just a dials-up a number on his telephone