[Intro] D
        G  D  Am
        G  D  Am
        G  D  Am
        G  D  Am

G          D          Am 
Why's everybody actin funny?
G          D            Am
Why's everybody look so strange?
G          D            Am
Why's everybody look so nasty?
G         D             Am
What do I want with all these things?

       Gm   D9            C9  
I went alone  down to the drugstore
          Gm  D9           C9
I went in back  and took a Coke
           Gm  D9           C9 
I stood in line  and ate my Twinkies
           Gm   D9         C9
I stood in line,  I had to wait

G          D          Am 
Why's everybody actin funny?
G          D            Am
Why's everybody look so strange?
G          D            Am
Why's everybody look so pretty?
G         D             Am
What do I want with all these things?

       Gm   D9           C9 
I went alone  down to the drugstore
          Gm  D9           C9
I went in back  and took a Coke
           Gm  D9           C9 
I stood in line  and ate my Twinkies
           Gm   D9         C9
I stood in line,  I had to wait

[Final] G  D  Am