F Fm C C7 G7 C

G7 C
     Sounds like baby patter
                      G7                     C  G7 C
Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it


[Verse 1]
       G7
  Say, up in Harlem at a table for two
C
  There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you
G7
  From your ankle up, I'll say you sure are sweet
C*
  From there down there's just too much feet


[Chorus]
     F                   Fm
Yes, your feet's too big
                           C
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
      C7                  G7
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big
                              C
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big


[Bridge]
C       Am7
Lah-dee-doo-dah,
D7      G7
Nah-dah-nah-dah
C           Am7
Where'd 'ya get 'em?
D7      G7
Nah-dee-ah-dah


[Verse 2]
G7
  Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice
C
  Got what it takes to be in paradise
G7
  She said likes your face, she likes your rig
C*
  Man, oh man, them things are too big


[Chorus]
    F                   Fm
Oh, your feet's too big
                           C
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
       C7              G7
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
                       C
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big


[Instrumental Interlude]
F  Fm
C C7
G7
My Goodness! Gun the gunboats!

C

F Fm C
      Ship, ship, ship!

C7 G7
C


[Verse 3]
        F                     Fm
 Oh your pedal extremities are colossal
C
 To me, you look just like a fossil
C7   G7
 You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin'
             C
 'Cause your feet's too big, yeah

F                            Fm
  Come on and walk that thing
C
  Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy
C7 G7  C

[Outro Monologue]
N.C.
Your, your pedal extremities really are obnoxious