INTRO:  A  C  D  C  (x4)

  A          C         D        C      A  C  D  C
Well I can't read and I can't write
  A          C        D        C      A  C  D  C
And I don't know my left from right

 C                   D
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
  C                         D
And I don't know if you'll ever be mine
    A          C          D        C
But I'll make love to you any old time


A  C  D  C  (x4)


 A        C        D      C      A  C  D  C
I can't swim and I can't fly
 A         C             D            C     A  C  D  C
I ain't no fish, ain't a bird in the sky

C                   D
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
  C                      D
I don't know if you'll ever be mine
    A          C          D        C
But I'll make love to you any old time


GUITAR G  O
(use verse chords)


 A         C        D      C     A  C  D  C
I can't count from one to ten
 A          C         D        C    A  C  D  C
And I don't know the shape I'm in

C                   D
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
  C                         D
And I don't know if you'll ever be mine
    A          C          D        C
But I'll make love to you any old time