F# -  244322
D#m - x68876
B -   x24442
A# -  x13331


[Intro]
Ugh, you're a monster


[Verse 1]
D#m                    F#                  D#m
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
       F#
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
D#m                          F#
   My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
  D#m                     F#
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The


[Verse 2]
D#m                                F#
   Brain" Heenan which is probably the
                           D#m
Same reason I wrestle with mania
                                   F#
Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
                          D#m
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
                 F#                           D#m
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
        D#m
ADHD, Hydroxycut


[Verse 3]
             D#m
Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)
F#                         D#m
  In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
         F#
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
D#m                        F#
   This beat is cray-cray, Ray J h a h a h a
D#m                                     F#
   Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
F#
They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy)


[Chorus 1]
D#m
Monster
              F#                        D#m
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah
                      F#                           D#m
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
              F#                   D#m
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
              F#                       D#m
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
           F#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
D#m                                  F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
 D#m             F#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
D#m                                  F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet


[Verse 4]
                   D#m                              F#
I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls
                         D#m
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
F#
It's impossible to list 'em all
           D#m
And in the midst of all this
         F#
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
      D#m
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
F#
Risperdal, voices whisper


[Verse 5]
   D#m                                      F#
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
                         D#m
This is just the song to go ballistic on
                     F#
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
D#m                          F#
   I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
                      D#m
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
         F#
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a


[Chorus 2]
D#m
Monster
              F#                        D#m
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah
                      F#                           D#m
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
              F#                   D#m
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
              F#                       D#m
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
           F#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
D#m                                  F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
 D#m             F#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
D#m                                  F#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet


[Verse 6]
                    D#m              F#
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
                   D#m                 F#
Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
                       D#m                          F#
I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
                  D#m                        F#
The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)


[Verse 7]
                         D#m
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
              F#
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
             D#m
And I got no plans to retire
                  F#
and I'm still the man you admire
                  D#m
These chicks are spazzin' out
                F#
I only get more handsome and flier
          D#m
I got 'em passin' out like what
                F#
you do when you hand someone flyers


[Verse 8]
               D#m
And what goes around comes around
              F#
just like the blades on a chainsaw
                   D#m
Cause I caught the flap of my dollar
                    F#
stack right off the bat like a baseball
              D#m
Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks
             F#
with so much ease that they call me Diddy
       D#m
'Cause I make bands and I call
        F#
getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)


[Bridge 1] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow
D#m                                   F#
   Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
           D#m                                       F#
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
                                            D#m
But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
                              F#
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
B
Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
        B
So they wanna give me the chair


[Bridge 2] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow
D#m
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
            B
Cause every Tom and Dick, and Harry carry
B
a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary
                        F#
Got 'em swearing up and down
F#
they can't spit, this shit's hilarious
                                           A#
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
A#
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
A#
Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)


[Verse 9]
D#m           F#
   Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
     D#m
Evil half of the Bad Meets
                             F#
Evil, that means take a back seat
                                   D#m
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
                                     F#
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
                             D#m
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
        F#
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto


[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
D#m F#
    Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
               D#m
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
                                             F#
I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
F#
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
D#m
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake
  F#
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
      D#m
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
    F#
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway


[Verse 11] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
      D#m
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
            F#
I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
       D#m
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
          F#
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
                D#m
And be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be
      D#m
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
                  D#m
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
             F#
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me


[Verse 14] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
             D#m
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
                     F#
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
                       D#m
You wanna battle, I'm available,
D#m
I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
        F#
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
           D#m
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer
                       F#
full of money and I'm paid in full
F#
I'm not afraid to pull the


[Outro]
N.C.
Man, stop
Look what
I'm plannin' haha